Officials Vow to Block Obama Contacts

A Ham Hijinks staff report WASHINGTON, D.C. – Questions around U.S. President Barack Obama’s recent NPOOTA activation have some Washington insiders vowing to prevent the contacts from being confirmed. According to White House activity logs, Obama – who holds the callsign NØBMA – decided on a spontaneous pizza run Friday afternoon to the Georgetown Pizza Pit. After finishing a Chicago-style […]

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Ham “Just Sure” That Obama Is Out to Get Him

by WBØRUR, on the scene SEINS FORMIDABLE, UTAH – A Fulbright County man is casting wild accusations today against a high profile politician:  U.S. President Barack Obama. Local ham radio operator Johnson Earwig says the leader of the free world is personally making enjoyment of his hobby “almost impossible.” Earwig – a regular contributor to right-wing conservative online message boards […]

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Obama Installs Antenna; Disbands Park Service

By WBØRUR, on the scene WASHINGTON, D.C. – In a move that surprised Washington insiders, President Barack Obama has issued an executive order immediately disbanding the Federal Park Service (FPS), the agency responsible for maintaining the country’s parks and forests. The FPS drew fire from Obama, a newly licensed ham radio operator (see Ham Hijinks story), after it blocked the […]

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Obama Signs Ham Radio Executive Order

By WBØRUR, on the scene WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Barack Obama announced today he has signed Presidential Executive Order 11-HAMR, which deals specifically with amateur radio. “As many of you may know, I recently received my ham radio license. And you may also know that I was not pleased with the callsign assigned to me by the FCC. Rest assured, […]

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Obama Issued Embarrassing Ham Callsign

Obama Gets Embarrasing Callsign

By WBØRUR, on the scene WASHINGTON, D.C. —  After months of studying, practice exams and thumbing through the latest Ham Radio Outlet catalog, President Barack Obama has been issued a FCC amateur radio service callsign. Obama passed the amateur radio “General Class” exam last Sunday at the Delmarva hamfest. After successfully defending a citizenship challenge from several FCC Commissioners who […]

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