DXorcism Rids Station Of Spooks

SIMI VALLEY, Calif. — Traffic along Hillshire Avenue came to a halt yesterday as curious drivers stopped to see Father Henry McGuire suspended high above the Cuesta Verde neighborhood in a scissor lift. Local ham radio operator Malcolm O’Hara arranged the spectacle, after experiencing phenomena that led him to determine his equipment was possessed. O’Hara asked Father McGuire to “drive […]

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Local Ham Confuses Trick-or-Treaters

NEW BLIGHTON, N.H. — Trick-or-Treaters in the southside neighborhood of Burlington aren’t sure if they received a trick or a treat last night from one local man. Parents say they didn’t know what to make of the objects in their bags. “My son came home with a walkie talkie and I’m like ‘what is this?!’ I still don’t understand what […]

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Ham Op 3rd Most Popular Costume this Halloween Season

By K5KAC, on the scene and in costume Middletown, Conn. — According to Venture Costumes, a Halloween costume retailer, Sexy Nurses and Teen Zombies had better watch out. “If you follow our market data, there is a significant, wide-spread interest in dressing up like a Ham Radio Operator for Halloween, and we want to meet that demand,” said CEO Matt […]

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