Local Man Does, In Fact, Own The Frequency

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By WBØRUR, on the scene

PORT O’ GLOOM, GEORGIA — A Chickasaw County man has become the first amateur radio operator to officially purchase an HF radio frequency, the Federal Communications Commission announced today in a noon hour media luncheon.

Between bites of cucumber sandwiches and small squares of bread slathered with pimento cheese, FCC spokesman Pontus “Smokey” Blumenthal told reporters gathered at the Tri-County Technical College dining hall that the sale is “…part of the government’s plan to generate revenue from ‘under-performing’ slices of the radio spectrum.”

Using a lottery system, local ham radio operator Buzz Sanders (175 Fisherman’s Landing), accepted purchase of 14.281 MHz in the 20 meter amateur radio band.

A retired auto industry worker, Sanders says he’ll pay $2500 for the frequency over 35 monthly payments with a large balloon payment in month 36.

“It seemed like a fair deal to me,” he said. “When I get ready to work a contest, have a rag chew, want to tune up on the air, or just create some random QRM, I can use 14.281. And if someone gets belligerent, I’ll remind them that as a matter of fact I DO own the frequency!”

Sanders says he’s already thinking about subletting the frequency after several large contesting organizations contacted him in recent days.

Blumenthal shared that the FCC is also considering a “lease-to-own” frequency program, with the option to return the frequency to the government at the end of the lease term if propagation isn’t suitable to the operator.

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4 comments

  • Diane

    Sorry, but the FCC is wrong in allowing this. The bands are supposed to used by “ALL” licensed operators to the limit of their licensing. Allowing someone to “PURCHASE” a specific frequency is BS & opens the door to more of the same. If this is allowed, Ham Radio just might be doomed. Really telling other operators they can’t use that frequency is downright wrong

    • Ethan

      Hey, this website is satirical

  • JB

    HOW DO YOU PURCHASE A FREQ, THE FCC DOES NOT OWN FREQ, FREQ BELONG TO ALL……THE FCC DOES NOT OWN THE TOLET THEY SIT ON……JB

  • Rich Donahue

    Funny LOL You got them!

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